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Sons Of Serevi RFC Official Webpage
Press Release
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Tue, 03 Apr 2007
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CHAIRMAN CHIEF STICKLER DENIES EVERYTHING
Elsewhere, the Sons have denied suggestions that
they've been asked to compete in next year's
Heineken Cup to bolster the tournament's flagging
reputation should the French and English clubs
boycott the event. "I know we would add
considerable public interest – what with us being
a bigger rugby brand than the All Blacks and all –
but I can catergorically deny that the
organisers have offered us £2,500,000 plus a new
beer fridge for the team bus to compete," stated
chairman Chief Stickler. "I can also deny that
we've been granted a spot at next year's World
Cup in place of Scotland due to their
rubbishness. I'd also like to deny the rumours
that I'm currently having an affair with Kelly
Brook, Katherine jenkins and Lucy Pinder - "I'm
only seeing two of them! And, for any children
reading this, I'd finally like to deny the
existence of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the
Easter Bunny. Sorry kids, it's time you all knew."
Posted 09:11
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